Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Have you heard this one...?

A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says, "Well sir, I have bad news and I have worse news".
The guy says, "Well gimme the worst news first".
The doc says, “Well sir you have Cancer".

The guy says "That's terrible news, but what’s the bad news?"
The doc says "Well sir, you also have Alzheimers disease".

"Well", answers the guy, "at least I don't have Cancer".


Hahahahahahaha, this really made my Monday. Be back with more things to ramble about.

“Well I feel just like you, and I cry just like you.
But I heal just like you. And under my skin, I’m just like you,”

- Keb’ Mo’, Just Like You, from the ‘One Fine Day’ soundtrack, playing in the office.

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