Two girls, over drinks.
Friend 1: ....And he was there, that asshole who was a complete waste of your time.
Friend 2: Omg.
Friend 1: Yep. And he's gotten so fat and ugly.
Friend 2: *laughs* That's good to hear.
Friend 1: I moved to another table.
Friend 2: Why did you move?
Friend 1: Because I hate his guts.
I smiled. Because that's exactly what friendship should sound like.